Monday, April 2, 2012

What if KITA merges with PAS?

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If KITA merges with PAS, what will the new entity be called ?
KIPAS or TAPAS

If DAP merges with KITA, what will the new entity be called ?
DAKI

If Dong Zong merges with Perkasa, what will the new entity be called ?
DONGKASA
(someone said DONKEYKASA may be more appropriate)

If Hindraf merges with Dong Zong, what will the new entity be called ?
HIDONG

If Club of Obedient Wives (COW) merges with Dong Zong, what will the new entity be called?
COWDONG or COWDUNG

If Club of Obedient Wives (COW) merges with KITA, what will the new entity be called ?
Lembu Kita

If Club of Obedient Wives (COW) merges with Sarawak United People’s Party (SUPP), what will the new entity be called ?
Sup ekor lembu

If Hindraf merges with Sabah Progressive Party (SAPP), what will the new entity be called ?
HISAP

If Hindraf merges with Sabah Progressive Party (SAPP) and DongZong, what will the new entity be called ?
HISAP DONG

If Perkasa merges with DAP and PAS, what will the new entity be called ?
PEDAS

If DAP merges with UMNO, what will the new entity be called ?
DUMNO

If Rating Agency Malaysia merges with PAS, what will the new entity be called ?
RAMPAS

If Keadilan merges with DongZong 2 times, what will the new entity be called ?
KEDONDONG

If Club of Obedient Wives (COW) merges with MIC, what will the new entity be called ?
COMIC

What do you get if Hindraf, DongZong, Perkasa and Club of Obedient Wives decide to merge?
A non-stop orgy


Have a good week folks. A little bit of monkeying around won't do you any harm.





6 comments:

Anonymous said...

They used to say, crossing:

Arnab with kambing yields Arqam

Federal United with UPS yields FEDUPS

Elephant with a fish yields swimming trunks

How about carrot with cabbage? Mostly are wishing for root of carrot and head of cabbage, yet nobody could deny the next most logical, root of cabbage and head of carrot.

Just monkeying around too.....have a great week!

IpohMan said...

ha ha ha DONGKASA. This made my day.

bruno said...

Monyet King,if Kita merges with PAS the next time monkeys have babies,they will be called Umnokeys.

For junkies to get really high they should conquer Mt. Everest.

For Umno/BN to win GE13th,Mama Rosmah should be the next PM,and be call Papimah.

The next time horses and lembus interwined their offsprings will be known as horlembu.

And enjoy the rest of the beautiful day.

eddy said...

hillarious..I like the non stop orgy :)

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Anonymous said...

This is dammmn funny!
Thank You Monyet King.