Monday, April 23, 2012

Najib, Anwar and the giant green orang utan

Folks, I have a question to ask. It is an important question that has significant implications on the future of our nation. Think carefully and give me an answer. No expletives, please. Be civil.





Question
Assuming. Just asuming. Najib and Anwar go for a walk in the forest and are attacked and eaten up by a giant green orang utan. Both are dead. [They both probably don't taste very nice but the orang utan eats them anyway].

If the above really happens, (regardless whether you like it or not) Muhyiddin will become the boss of BN. Who will become the boss of Pakatan?

Your comments highly appreciated.

14 comments:

Politikus said...

DAP will never agree to Awang Hadi or Nik Aziz although they are the two most senior Pakatan leaders. PAS and PKR will never agree to any of the Chinese leaders from DAP. That's leaves only people from PKR - meaning either Wan Azizah or Azmin.

Wan Azizah is not even an MP. Which means Azmin Ali will be the leader of Pakatan. Not very comforting though.

bruno said...

Monyet King,it will most probably be Anwar's blue eyed boy Azmin.If it was up to the monyets,he would be banished to join the herds of orang utans roaming the jungles of Indonesia.Nurul Izzah would have been a better choice.

Anonymous said...

The green giant orang utan

Anonymous said...

Please let YB Nurul Izzah lead PR. With her leadership come GE13 PR will take over Putrajay.

Anonymous said...

Wan Azizah W.I.

With DSAI 'eaten-up', there would be a by-election @ Permatang Pauh and WAWI will again win.

Problem is Rosmah will also contest. The present DPM should not be too confident of leading BN. It doesn't matter which constituency, afterall she is the FLOM, she can stand anywhere. It doesn't matter that nobody can stand her.
Good Luck to all.

eddy said...

Orang Utan tak makan oranglah Bro so Najib and Anwar must really be tasty.

After Anwar, Pakatan do not have a name which can be trusted by all the ethnic groups in Malaysia.

If by a Million to one chance they takeover Putrajaya, I think we could be ruled by a junta of Hj. Hadi, Kit Siang and Gods knows who from PKR.The life expectancy of the junta would not exceed three months though as they will be quarelling for everything from Minister Post to policies. Look at how they handle the PTPTN and issue on Islam Hudud and you would know what I mean.

CK said...

Saiful Bukhari will lead Pakatan then

KT Chin said...

The most irresponsible leader is the leader who does not groom his/her successor. Anwar has not groomed anyone. Pakatan simply does not have a deputy leader now.

Anonymous said...

It will be that whathisname Malay fellow from DAP.
I don't think the Lim's trust money-man Azmin or demo-people Nik Aziz to run the show.

Anonymous said...

Lim Kit Siang

Anonymous said...

LGE will go on and on and on.... how he is great & good. Giant green orang utan will be driven to jump off the cliff or climb KLCC like his uncle King Kong, then jump off... better die then hear one more time how LGE is the greatest...

Oooh... LGE pauses....looks like its only me left.... (By the way, green is symbolic of anything like that party...). Wakakaka

Thanks for the humourous break from the maddening politics...

sicfallacy said...

Why do they need to stay together?
PAS will left Pakatan, since DAP will reject PAS hudud state.

Remember what happen to Barisan Alternatif after '99? the same thing may happen again. Same script.

So who will be the leader of Pakatan (sans PAS)? the one from DAP. Lawyer Wilcha or his son (not very likely), or Lim Bizkit, or his son, Lim Guan Eng..I'm sorry I mean the mighty CM Lim Guan Eng.

PAS will join Pakatan again, if BN leader at that time eg Muhyiddin become like Cemerlang Gemilang Terbilang guy.

IpohMan said...

MK, do you realise that you are actually asking who will be the prime minister if Pakatan wins the elections post Anwar. First of all, Pakatan cannot win the elections with or without Anwar. Second, there is no strong and acceptable Malay leader after Anwar. Chaos will descend. More chaos if Hadi or Nik Aziz lead Pakatan.

Anonymous said...

Lim Kit Siang