Sunday, January 29, 2012

Why Malaysians will always be Malaysians

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Roti bom, roti tissue, roti pisang
Lynas
Saiful Bukhari
Nasi lemak sambal sotong
Proselytization
Hassan Ali & Ibrahim Ali circus
Lembu and condo
Petrol subsidy
MAS – AirAsia drama
MIC-DAP-MCA-PAS-UMNO-PKR orgy
20 years of Hasbullah Awang torture
Teh tarik, milo panas and nescafe ais
Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat,  Hang tak percaya ka?
Tanah runtuh, durian runtuh, lembu runtuh
Isi borang
Putu mayam, putu bambu, putu piring
Alley Cats
1 Rosmah Mansor
Gunung Kinabalu
KR1M, BR1M and DR1M
Open house and traffic jam
Shitty wireless connections
Sodomy and Indo Mee
Durian, durian, durian
ISA and OSA
Buli bah kalo kau
Ais krim potong
Tongkat Ali
Oil palm and palm oil
PERKASA & PERKAKAS
Pasar malam & pasar tani
Kari kepala ikan
Nepali guards
Roti bakar and ikan bakar
BERSIH 1 & 2
Hindraf
JAIS raids
Tigers, elephants and rhinos
ABCC, KLCC and MACC
Timurese = Om
0.5 angkasawan
Fasha Sandha
Harith Iskandar
Sepilok Orang Utan Sanctuary
Banjir kilat
Utusan Malaysia
Maggi mee goring
Chef Wan
Samy Vellu
Sanktuari Orang Bodoh KL
Karipap and currypuff
Mak Nyah
Pirated DVD
Lim Guan Eng
Jambatan Tamparuli
Pisang awak, pisang emas & pisang rastali
Harimau Malaya
Bomoh hujan, bomoh climate change
SMART tunnel and dumb people
P Ramlee & P Ramasamy
Ta pau
Banana leaf rice
Lee Chong Wei
Cicakman I and II
Amber Chia and Soi Lek, Chia
Nicol David
Toyol, pontianak & orang minyak
Planet of the Monyets


Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri,
lebih baik negeri sendiri

dengan syarat batu itu tak jatuh di atas kepala kita


5 comments:

Cat-from-Sydney said...

You missed out nasi dagang, keropok lekor and laksa. Hmmmm...all are the cats' favourites....got ikan. purrr....meow!

semuanya OK kot said...

Unapproved and disloyal protests.
Visi 2020 and 1-everything.
VIP convoys escorted through peak road traffic.
Kedai kopi and kedai mamak.
Mat rempit - a protected species.
Snatch thieves, robbers and driving everywhere instead of walking or cycling.
Grilles galore on houses.
Migrant worker underclass.
Frozens wages and freebie handouts.
"Selesai" and "sikit jam saja"

Monyet King said...

Cat
Apologies... will include them in the next list. Plus misai kucing and mata kucing

Monyet King said...

SOK
LOL... thanks for the addition

Anonymous said...

Hey, wat about : onetonmee , sotongmee, white-chopped-chicks, KFC&NFC ....?